You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I posted this yesterday.
I will eat my own dick if BTC doesn't hit 20k by tomorrow midnight.
— Coinspeak (@coinspeak_io) December 7, 2017
We topped at $19,700. Life is cruel. Bon Apetit I guess.
We are experiencing an “accelerated buying opportunity”. Haha no, we’re not. We may be in for a $10,000 candle. We’re currently forming a $5k doji on the HOURLY. Insane.
Luckily as a veteran of the crypto wars I am 100% dead inside. $5,000 hourly candles? Fucking bring it. DO YOUR BEST. I have stared into the void. I am fearless.
I also own ZERO Bitcoin right now so this is pure entertainment for me.