The Facebook moment

Facebook is a piece of shit. It has turned the Internet into AOL and will take a long time for everyone scrape the remants of this closed system from the bottom of their shoes, but it will happen.

Facebook is not a new paradigm. In fact, anytime someone says “new paradigm” you can be guaranteed it is indeed, not a new paradigm. Facebook is a part of the Internet where people share their personal information so they can feel superior to the people they know who also share their personal information. It’s 2.0.

When Facebook goes public the stock will likely POP as every dumbass Farmville expert will buy shares on the open market in between liking pictures of their friend’s dogs licking their own balls.

Then, once Goldman Sachs has reached the limits of their vampire squid bellies they will detach their lamprey like sucking tentacles and Facebook will deflate like a retired stripper’s breast implants in a 20mph head on collision.

The Facebook moment will be over. And good riddance. Social Media is a new paradigm only if you are selling framed pictures of people’s cats.

I say all of this after receiving several lessons the past week in the power of Facebook marketing. People I know and respect have taught me that Facebook marketing is far superior to Google Adwords et al. Frankly, I was blown away and also….Guess what, I don’t care. Facebook is a closed system run by a boyish CEO who blew $1 Billion on a “neat-o” picture site because you willingly fed his monstrous privacy dissing ecosystem of bullshit. Facebook has profited immensely, but they have never evolved.

The Facebook moment I am waiting for is not when they go public. I am waiting for the moment when the rest of the world wakes up and realizes that Facebook sucks, closes their account and the King of Social Networks  joins the likes of MySpace.

I would “like” that.


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  1. good post, I love seeing people’s dogs licking their balls.


  3. AMEN!! I agree indeud

  4. Fuck you faggots. FBOOK is going to have you arrested one day and reeducated.

  5. AffluenzaVirus

    I had a friend in Japan when the earth and aftermath tsunami struck, disabling all lines of communications OTHER than mobile facebook applications. He was able to communicate with friends and family while other techno retards had no way of getting in touch with loved ones. No other way of way of communication was available to let friends and family know people were ok.

    While FaceBook may be irrelevant in your life, don’t let you bias get in the way of popular opinion. If the market wants FB at 100/sh, it’s going. Hell, I even agree with you that FB is as shitty as mySpace, but who the fuck are we?

    Don’t under estimate it. It’s not even here yet. You don’t have to ‘like’ it. If the stocks I ‘like’ were the only ones to move, this market would suck shit.

  6. AffluenzaVirus

    Please excuse my atrocious grammar and spelling. I’m pretty lit.

  7. AffluenzaVirus


  8. well said. facepuke is a POS no doubt. the manchild wore a fucking wannabe russian mobster suit to the first sucker roadshow. this ends badly.

  9. wake up and smell the coffee!
    quit watching black and white tv
    and driving yours oldsmobile
    and watching vhs porn
    social media
    is here

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